Volume 1

Welcome to the first edition of the Kanefabe Quarterly. I'm glad you're here. I'm sticking with March 31, 2025, as the official publication date for this inaugural

I recently watched an episode of Ted Lasso with the following exchange between Coach Lasso and Coach Beard: * Lasso: You ever wonder why we're here, coach? * Beard: In London, or on

Each promo ends with the same catchphrase. "If you haven't seen the Outrunners, you ain’t seen nothing yet." As with many entertaining wrestling catchphrases and sign-offs, it is

At least there’s the Chicago White Sox now. For the last few years, the Colorado Rockies have occupied their own sad little spot in the general conversation about teams in Major League

Anthony Banda wears the specs and hunches over like his back hurts when he comes set. Tim Hill has the mustache and looks like Gumby as he comes back to center after following